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 The members’ page isn't complicated, just a stripped-down list of updates. Navigation is across the top, updates run down the page. Previews of each update are provided, with links to the video clips. This appears to be mostly a video site, with updates about once a week.
The videos are divided into several clips, which are posted sequentially, and not all at once. This, I imagine, keeps subscribers waiting for more from each girl. Only the most recent updates are listed, and there is more content in the other areas.
There are also updates on the models themselves – some of their girls have been spotted on other porn sites, and they let you know that here. There's also some bonus material – wallpapers!
Let's pick an update and see. Leah Marie playing schoolgirl in five minute, video clips. Heyyy, now, she's cute! And sassy! She’s an adorable, petite strawberry blonde with a lip piercing and a sexy cherry tattoo on her hip, and some juicy little boobies. And in these video clips she strips out of her schoolgirl getup, smears herself with cherry pie, makes some REALLY messy sandwiches, and gets nasty with a popsicle. Brrrr!
There's a separate thumbnail gallery from each shoot so you can pick the video clip you want to watch, and get an idea of what's in each clip. That makes it easy to find what you want.
The video clips on this site were taken at the same time as the photos, so you can see the flashes, and it's quite clearly a studio setting, so the lighting quality isn't the greatest, but that's kind of the appeal – it's a photo shoot, and it's kind of fun to watch the girl just do her thing. Then again, it's not edited to give it a natural flow, so there's a lot of moving around to get the best angle, and lots of off-camera direction.
On to the Models page; this is where the photo content is. The models section is divided into seven areas, one for each model. They are all cute, and they run the gamut from blonde and blue to dark and exotic, a very nice mix.
I picked Mia, the blushing blonde bride. Clicking on a model's section takes you to her page, which lists her stats, and below that, a list of her shoots. These are arranged much more conveniently than the updates page, sorted by shoot, and further broken up into galleries by what she's having wet fun with. Just to give you an idea, under Mia's "bikini" shoot, we have tanning oil, aloe gel, Jell-O, ice, popsicles, and the cleanup.
There are all kinds of stuff here; I can't even begin to scratch the surface. Honey, plain water, chocolate sauce, gallons of strawberry ice cream, cream pies in the face and on the ass, girls sitting in the biggest, messiest – jeez, I THINK that was a cake. You get the picture. It's not just a little bit messy, either. These girls get just COVERED. Practically rolling in it!
Each girl appears to have 8 to 10 galleries and between 2 and 4 shoots' worth of material, but the number of photos per gallery varies widely with the girl and with the shoot – it's not consistent. What there is are high-quality and super-big, and are offered in high-resolution, low-resolution, and .zip downloads for those who just want to have it all with one click. Convenient! The photography itself is pro-amateur quality, not bad at all, but not exactly artful.
Most of it is fully nude, but it's cheesecake stuff (oh, ha, ha, very funny). The only real masturbation/insertion I came across (sorry, did it again) was in Ariel's and Sativa's sections. These girls are prizewinning cuties, though, and they get messy with the best of them. And once the dildos come out, all bets are off. This is messy, messy, messy – red dildos, clear dildos, and in one shoot, a super-messy ear of corn!
The Video section houses the video clips from each shoot. Each shoot has its own heading, and is updated when more clips are added to that shoot - remember when I said it wasn't all posted at once? They're organized by most recently updated, with thumbnails to one side to give a rough idea of content and to the other side, links to download each section (around 40 mb/5 min. each).
Those shoots that have screenshot galleries have them linked here, also. There are 30 video shoots so far, with some having only one short clip, and others having five or more. The bride shoot has a whopping 14, but most average around four or five, and a number of them only have one longer clip. Again, it really depends on the girl and the shoot. There are about 85 clips total.
There is a small Mega Pics section with gi-freaking-normous pictures of some of their messy models – these pictures are 2,000 x 3,000 pixels, and the resolution is great. There aren't many shots there yet, though, so hopefully they'll add to that. But what they have is really cool, life size and super-goopy.
A Tools section provides links to download video and image viewing software, as well as software to unzip zipped files, a handy courtesy.
The FAQ is stripped down, and pretty bonehead-simple. But, it's a porn site. How complicated should the FAQ have to be?
There's also a Contact section, rounding out the navigation via the top toolbar.
Navigation is easy, it's not hard to find what you want, and though the site could look prettier, it certainly gets the job done!
Video clips are large, downloadable .wmv format, and might take a while on slower connections (I'm on cable, so it's warp-speed for me). I had no problem navigating the site or downloading the videos.
The format of the videos themselves as the video-as-photo-shoot theme sort of makes it seem more like work and less like play (even though to the girls it is obviously both). On the other hand, it's really hot to have off-camera interaction between these girls and the people with the cameras. It's never hard to watch a hottie strut her stuff, and they seem to be having lots of fun.
I'd say the main drawback is that while there is a good amount of content, I'd like a little more variety for the price. This site offers no bonus content that I could find. I personally believe that a few more girls, more shoots, and a more uniform number of clips and galleries, would go a long way toward offsetting that. I'd like to see more hardcore masturbation content, since there aren't many quality sites really offering that, but the stuff they do have is nice.
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I'm not into the food thing, or the mess thing, and even I think this is fun. These girls are just cute, cute, cute, and they get fully nude and VERY messy. It's a ball watching them get pied, slimed, gooped, squirted, you name it. Their reactions are very real and very entertaining, and even I have to admit that it looks deliciously hot when a girl is pouring honey on her tits. This site could very well produce some great, great material in the future. Video quality is great, picture quality is very good, and the site is easy to navigate.
The bottom line is that if your thing is wet and messy fun, you could easily get your fix right here and never have to go anywhere else. These girls really get into the spirit of the thing. If you want to hop on board, the ice cream truck is probably passing by right about now.
Click here to visit Splosh Me
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